Have you heard of Georgia Gould, the new Labour MP for Maida Vale & Queen's Park?
According to Tatler sheâs the ââred Princessâ who everyone is talking aboutâ.
Really?
Perhaps this is the case in Westminster - but I suspect others around the country may need an introduction.
Labour Royalty
Tatler had a point when it deemed Gould the âred Princessâ. Sheâs the daughter of Philip Gould (Baron Gould of Brookwood, who passed away in 2011), royalty as far as Blairites are concerned. As the publication explains:
Appointed by Peter Mandelson to lead the partyâs strategy and polling for over two decades, Lord Brookwood was a close confidant of Tony Blair, a noblesse of New Labour associated with modernising the rose. Georgiaâs mother, Baroness Gail Ruth Rebuck, is Chair of Penguin Random House, a Labour peer since 2014, and (according to Womenâs Hour in 2013) the 10th most powerful woman in the country.
Gould Junior - although not a household name - is one of the most well known figures in Labour circles, not only because of her family connection to New Labour (of 90s fame), but having carved out her own career in Labour-run Camden Council, where she worked for over two decades.
Starting off as a councillor in 2010, Gould rose to become Camdenâs leader for seven years, as well as becoming the Chair of London Councils (2020-24).

When she resigned, comments flooded in from people telling her how wonderful sheâd been in the role:

You get the impression Gould thinks sheâs rather wonderful too. Upon resigning she said:
Leading Camden for seven years has been the absolute honour of my life. I have worked everyday to protect our communities. We have done so much. Iâve been so proud to lead this amazing diverse group of councillors, who are doing an amazing job for the borough.
âŚbefore reassuring that she was âleaving Camden in safe handsâ.
Looking at photos on her social media, you might feel youâre reading a Huffington Post article about inspiring womenâŚ

⌠or had stumbled upon local governmentâs answer to Meghan Markle. Thereâs something of a âwannabe Princess Dianaâ vibe about Gould, as if youâre supposed to think âthat Georgia; sheâs so good at connecting with ordinary peopleâ:

Why have I singled out Gould, anyway?
Gould was elected MP around the same time I made two visits to Camden (in June and July) and was shocked by its state (think Danteâs Interno). Therefore I was a bit perplexed by the hype surrounding the âred Princessâ.
Gould had barely been an MP for a week when Starmer promoted her to Parliamentary Secretary at the Cabinet OfficeâŚ
⌠and she was being quoted in the media on the relationship between local and national government. Itâs clear that, due to her experience as leader of Camden Council, the political Establishment sees her as the authority on how to make these two areas of governance work together more effectively:
But does experience = expertise?
Like Gould, (who is from Kentish Town) I am a North London girl originally. I grew up in Islington (moving to Kent when I was 13) - and Camden has a somewhat special place in my heart. Aged 11 my mum would take me to the market on the weekends. I loved everything about it; the incense, the little market stalls and hunting for delicious noodles afterwards. You get the picture; I have lovely memories of a vibrant area.
Fast forward 20 or so yearsâŚ
⌠and Camden looks completely different - as if Tracey Emin had been commissioned to turn her 1998 âMy Bedâ installation into a whole borough. When I visited this summer I thought of those mother-daughter days out - and concluded that we would have never gone if it had looked like it does now.
My photograph from June:
And some from mid-July of a homeless encampment under the bridge:
The same day (that I took the photos above), my friends and I went for lunch at a pub in Camden. While inside the restaurant, we were accosted by a man asking for money. Long story short, it was quite alarming as he wouldnât go away (and appeared sober - aka cognisant of his actions).
*Incidentally, the food at Camden Road Arms is DISGUSTING. Itâs a miracle Iâm still alive (seriously, the sauce on my burger tasted like the sort of thing a medieval king might poison a rival with).
If you havenât seen Camden recently, and went purely by Gouldâs social media feed, you might be convinced itâs âsuch a special placeââŚ
⌠where thereâs âso much love & commitmentâ:
You might even believe that Camden is tidy:
Whereas this is the actual reality:
Given the state of Camden, if I had been its leader for seven years, I would probably hide in a bunker in the Isle of Wight (which is actually my plan if Putin invades or Britain has a civil war) out of sheer embarrassment - never mind despair over the boroughâs disintegration. Letâs not forget, Gould is also the former Chair of London Councils (the collective of local government in London), so she has proved herself incompetent on multiple counts.
But the red Princess appears to be living on another planet, clearly believing that the whole country needs her political skills. Putting herself forward in June for the General Election, she promised âmuch needed national changeâ.
Upon winning her seat, Gould said âToday is the start of building a better future for our community and country.â
Youâve got to admire the self-confidence, really.
A socialist plea
In her maiden speech, Gould emphasised austerityâs impact:
My inbox and my surgeries are full of people facing the homelessness crisis and skipping meals to feed their familyâall in walking distance of the Chamber.
Elsewhere, in her capacity as Parliamentary Secretary at the Cabinet Office, she discussed âa perilous economic situationâ, before making the case for investment in public services:
Value for money is critical to this Government. We want to make sure that every pound of taxpayersâ money is spent wisely. We are inheriting a perilous economic situation, and we need to invest in public services, but we also need to deliver social value, which includes workforce standards and environmental standards. That is how we deliver good growth.
But hereâs what Gouldâs idea of âInvesting public servicesâ looks like.
While people were âskipping mealsâ, Camden Council - the administration Gould led for seven years - spent ÂŁ190,000 on an LGBT+ hate-crime charity whose activities include ârainbow kayakingââŚ
⌠and art workshops to celebrate âqueer joy and creativityâ:
You can read all about it here:
Islington and Camden Council's woke splurge on "Rainbow" kayaking
Like most people, the sight of a utility bill through the door fills me with dread. Council tax is one Iâm none too keen on. I pay around ÂŁ107 per month in Islington - and thatâs with a âsingle person discountâ. Itâs quite a lot on top of everything else.
No one - in the mainstream media, at least - has asked why weâre supposed to be so impressed with Gould, nor what public sector reform we can expect from someone who left Camden looking like a crack den.
Best not to ask questions, I find. âThings can only get betterâ, after allâŚ





























On the other hand, give me the name of one politician who is NOT full of sh*t. They are all of a kind - a species that would not acknowledge reality even if it hit them in the face.