Over £1m taxpayer-funding - to the professor specialising in gay "pig" masculinities

Another dark day for austerity

Sometimes I think I’ve seen it all at Woke Waste HQ.

But today was like an episode of Eastenders (if it had a Professor character who studied the “stretching of the rectal sphincter”).

To take you from A to B (B may as well mean butthole)…

Some readers may know of my edifying social media exchanges with Professor João Florêncio, co-investigator on the £840…