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UK Research and Innovation: An explainer
UK Research and Innovation (UKRI) is one area I cover the most in my journalism. So much so that I thought I would do a quick guide that can be used as a reference - should anyone want to look at it while reading one of my pieces about the numerous studies it funds.
Sophie Marie Niang - France
Funder: Economic and Social Research Council (ESRC)
Last week Cambridge student Sophie Marie Niang, āOriginally from Paris, Franceā, celebrated passing her viva āwith no correctionsā. In short, it now means that she is a Doctor, funded by us (under the ESRCās studentship programme), in āblack worldmaking practices inĀ contemporary Franceā.
According to her Cambridge profile, Niang: āuses an approach informed by queer theory/queer ofĀ colour critique (El-Tayeb, MuƱoz) and the work of Deleuze and Guattari toĀ study the lines of flight traced by black worldmaking practices inĀ contemporary France, focusing on art, activism, and popular culture.ā
It continues:
āBesides her academic work, Sophie is passionate about literature, and is theĀ Features Editor of Bad Form, an online and print literary review by and aboutĀ black, asian, and racialised community writers.ā
She has also clearly found time to hang out in the Palestine encampment.
Professor João Florêncio - Portugal
Funder: Arts and Humanities Research Council (AHRC)
Over £1m taxpayer-funding - to the professor specialising in gay "pig" masculinities
Sometimes I think Iāve seen it all at Woke Waste HQ. But today was like an episode of Eastenders (if it had a Professor character who studied the āstretching of the rectal sphincterā). To take you from A to B (B may as well mean butthole)⦠Some readers may know of my edifying social media exchanges with Professor JoĆ£o FlorĆŖncio, co-investigator on the Ā£840ā¦
FlorĆŖncio is currently working on the Ā£840k taxpayer-funded study āThe Europe that Gay Porn Built, 1945-2000ā, and appears to be based in Sweden - having voted in its recent elections.
Before that, AHRC awarded him Ā£194,183 to study āgay āpigā masculinitiesā.
The article above explains more on his cutting-edge research.
Stuti Pradhan - Himalayan Borderlands
Funder: ESRC
Pradhanās āresearch interests are based on Gender and Citizenship in the Eastern Himalayan Borderlandsā. Her project is described below and lasts four years:
āThis project examines how postcolonial regulations and practices of citizenship operate among the Sikkimese in Northeast India along the axes of gender and indigeneity, and how they are experienced by Sikkimese women. The study combines the postcolonial legacy of indirect rule, that is, the use of customary law by colonial powers as a means of ruling colonised populations, with indigenous feminist perspectives on citizenship to examine how such legacies are brought to bear on the lives of Sikkimese women today.ā
Iām just not sure why British taxpayers should fund this?
Pavithra Natarajan - India
Funder: ESRC
Natarajan - who sometimes uses the surname āSarmaā (see above) - describes herself as āaĀ Brown, cis woman from the city of Chennai (the capital city of Tamil Nadu) in the South of India who considers herself to be a new Scot now having lived in Scotland for a while.ā
Saying that, she doesnāt seem to like Scotland very much, describing āinstitutionalised racism during both of her pregnancies and birthsā and having āwitnessed and dealt with systemic racism in education, academia, NHS / maternity, community engagement, within the governmentā. It sounds exhausting!
She also thinks Edinburgh University is ācomplicitā in Colonialism:
and āracistā:
and doesnāt seem to like British universities very much generally:

or white people:
Itās amazing that she stayed at all, to continue with her four-year taxpayer-funded research titled āEarly years in Scotland: An exploration of "race", class, gender and coloniality in child-centred learning within home educating communities of colourā.
Especially as she says: āI carry on with this work that has been fashioned by the blood, sweat, tears, rage, frustration, joy in transformation and so much more from me, the communities I serve and that of my family.ā
Luckily she has been able to have a bit of time off from the sweat/tears/rage - apparently partaking in a Global Strike in December last year:
In general, she tweets a lot about Palestine - even on October 7 (aka the day Hamas massacred, raped and paraded dead Israelis):
Definitely worth paying for her studies, right?
My piece on her for The Telegraph below:
Isabel Collazos Gottret - Bolivia
Funder: AHRC
Meet Collazos Gottret, whose taxpayer-funded study is titled āDefining decolonisation in Bolivian museums: from rhetoric and practices to conceptualisationā.
She appears to be on the āYear 2ā phase of her research, which requires āten months of ethnographic and action-based research in Bolivia.ā
Collazos Gottret explains:
āI will analyse the museums' exhibition narratives, texts, public programmes, accession priorities and collection taxonomies. I will interview museum workers to understand their backgrounds, perceptions and subjectivities. The action-based research will consist in participative workshops with workers, drawing on their decolonial practices, values and knowledge in order to conceptualise these practices, and collectively build tools appropriate to their values and goals. This will allow me to further understand the dynamics in place. Year 3 will consist of an evaluation with museum workers regarding the implementation of the new tools, data analysis and writing.ā
Wow, this sounds so useful to Britsā¦
Looking at Collazos Gottretās X page, youād have no idea she is stationed at Leicester University, aside from a few retweets of its social media content every now and then.
It feels a bit like we are funding someoneās gap yah!
Kate Luxion - United States
Funder: ESRC
Remember the academic who claimed on BBC News that trans milk is āat least [as good as] if not higher qualityā than its natural equivalent?
Meet Kate Luxion, whoās a researcher on a taxpayer-funded UCL project investigating āsimilarities and differences between lesbian, gay, bisexual, queer, nonbinary, intersex, and/or transgender (LGBTQIA+) pregnant persons and heterosexual pregnant persons whose gender matches with their assigned sex at birth (cisgender).ā
Based on her accent and LinkedIn, you can see that Luxion is from the US.
Why are we funding someone who believes biological males should breast feed, never mind an international student? We have enough of our own crazy people to deal with.
Another piece below - on a recent conference Luxion took part in:
"The need to have binaries within our systems" is problematic, says NHS Chair for Sexual Assault and Abuse Services
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Iām sure this wonāt be the last such update, but thatās enough austerity for one dayā¦
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Shameless self-promotion
In case of interest, hereās a clip from my recent appearance on the Daily Sceptics podcast.
Very usefully, the DS team added shows screenshots and videos of the bodies I am describing; I think it makes it a lot easier/ more interesting to understand than me just talking at a screen:
More self promotion: Fanny Studies:
I feel a bit ridiculous clarifying this, but I need to point out that my Fanny Studies series is a parody.
When I posted two videos on X (here and here), people really did think it was real - and I actually felt a bit guilty for alarming them (lolz).
Although I look a bit mental doing this (Iāve asked my friends to tell me if I go over the line of mentalness), this does have a serious point. The drama is entirely based around what I see PhD students regularly say.
In fact, my parody turned into real life the same day I posted it. Check out this composer (I donāt think sheās taxpayer funded, thankfully) āembarking on a new composition that is centred around menstruationā. God help us:
And hereās an academic saying we should all buy PhD students āa free coffee or fiveā:
In general, one thing Iāve noticed with PhD students is how self-pitying they can be. āAcademic Twitterā is full of posts about researchersā mental struggles - with each reassuring the other that theyāve ābeen there, sistaā - before the inevitable post about how they canāt find a job afterwards (perhaps because thereās no demand for Queer Arctic Intersections in Timbuktu). Their tone honestly makes them sound like theyād been sentenced to 10 years hard labour by Chairman Mao, not elected to undertake a pointless degree, often funded by the taxpayer or a generous foundation.
*I found this post below quite amusing. āIdentity lossā is why PhD students canāt get a jobā¦
Gotta say, I have 0 sympathy for these āacademicsā. Many are not only using up taxpayer money, but promoting pernicious ideologies.
No doubt the trauma of having taxpayers look at their PhDs will soon be added to their self-pity list.



























UK funded woke studies are running india as systematically as they are the UK and they are as unpopular among the normies as they are in the uk. Thanks for bringing light to these!