My plan to conquer Waterstones... as a Woke Author

"Henry VIII: Would-be Ethical Non-Monogamist" is one of my great ideas

It’s not easy trying to make it as an author…

Never mind the quality of the book itself. What about you? Are you “underrepresented” enough to get “represented”?

I don’t think I am - even despite the fact my Ancestry DNA test says I’m 47 percent Irish, with roots in North Connacht and South Mayo, making me just as special as Joe Biden.

But it would be no go…